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  <title>I Am GoD</title>
  <subtitle>Tim Is GoD All Bow To Him Now</subtitle>
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    <name>Eternal AssAssin</name>
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  <updated>2006-10-09T06:21:07Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eternalassassin:15778</id>
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    <title>The Eagle Eye!</title>
    <published>2006-10-09T06:21:07Z</published>
    <updated>2006-10-09T06:21:07Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I have the Eagle Eye&lt;br /&gt;     I see through to one's soul&lt;br /&gt;      I can see the Good within ones&lt;br /&gt;      Heart or see the evil that lies&lt;br /&gt;      and waits for you to turn your&lt;br /&gt;      back on it&lt;br /&gt;     I can see the make-up of a persons &lt;br /&gt;     Character&lt;br /&gt;      I can see straight through the Blood,&lt;br /&gt;      Pain, And Tears of the Heart Broken&lt;br /&gt;     I see the lies that are right infront&lt;br /&gt;     of our face's&lt;br /&gt;      With my Eagle Eye I can see All&lt;br /&gt;     The Close, The Far, The Past, Present,&lt;br /&gt;     and The Future of all those who pass &lt;br /&gt;     through my Eagle Eye's sight&lt;br /&gt;      So be warned&lt;br /&gt;     Step into my sight and be read like a &lt;br /&gt;     Paper Back Novel by my all seeing all &lt;br /&gt;     knowing Eagle Eye!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eternalassassin:15470</id>
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    <title>The Cigarette Of Life</title>
    <published>2006-10-01T12:43:13Z</published>
    <updated>2006-10-01T12:43:13Z</updated>
    <content type="html">We are all just smoke coming off a freshly lit Cigarette&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Our lives Burn with a fire that will not Flame up&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     But let are lives Burn and Smolder until all that is left&lt;br /&gt;     behind is the ashes of our past self&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    When the Burning, Smoldering, Cherry of our lives is done &lt;br /&gt;    Burning,it's bright red glow fades until there is&lt;br /&gt;    nothing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     No more Smoke, no more Burning, or Smoldering, not even a &lt;br /&gt;     hint of a red glow&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    That's when other's lay us down; the one's with no glow, no&lt;br /&gt;    more Smoke and No more Ash &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     We are then put in our Ash Tray&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Our so called Resting Place&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     Our hole in the ground if you wish &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Just thrown aside, out of sight&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     Like A Cigarette Butt in it's Resting&lt;br /&gt;     Place &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;    The Ash Tary&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     On your coffee table&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    In your living room&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     LOOK&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Now just think about your life!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eternalassassin:15268</id>
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    <title>life's great</title>
    <published>2005-09-07T16:28:14Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-07T16:28:14Z</updated>
    <content type="html">yep shits startin to go right for a change see ya....</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eternalassassin:15042</id>
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    <title>I feel a little bit better now.</title>
    <published>2005-07-01T05:49:26Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-01T05:49:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Have you ever felt like something has come alive in you like awaking from a dream a really bad dream like all way's taking other people's shit and never standing up for your self i have it all started when someone said you need to stand up for your self and quite letting people walk all over you and it was like being brought back to life and i realized that i don't like most of my friends they anoy me and use me and i don't fucking like it but i think it was the drug's that grab my mind and twisted it to thinking that these people my so called friends wasn't using me but they was and in my own little sick way i was using them as well so it was like you use me and I'll use you but all i really got was drugs from them or just getting fucked up for free but then and  again i did this to my self in the end because when this first started all i wanted to do was get fucked up and stay fucked up and i did for a long time i did and it almost killed kill my soul and brought me down but i tripped and i could myself but i didn't catch the drugs well i caught one and that's marry she's been with me way before this shit happened so there no need in letting her go i don't know why I'm writing this it's not like anyone who reads this even care's or know how i truly feel I'm all way's down and never happy anymore i have thought about killing my self before you know death I'll be nothing, nothing to worry about just nothing but i can't bring myself to do it but if it wasn't for my mom or dad i would i would end it all with one swift move and then boom nothingness game over but i can't do that to my mom or dad cuz i love them to much to bring that pain into they're life so i live unhappily and little my little game with everyone around me so they all think I'm happy but I'm not it's just so they me alone about it and not ask me question like what's wrong, are you OK, what happen, i fucking hate question...........................</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eternalassassin:14683</id>
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    <title>Fuck You</title>
    <published>2005-06-26T03:17:22Z</published>
    <updated>2005-06-26T03:17:22Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I fucking hate you all so Fucking die already!</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eternalassassin:14540</id>
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    <title>i don't know?</title>
    <published>2005-06-18T07:29:05Z</published>
    <updated>2005-06-18T07:29:05Z</updated>
    <content type="html">is anyone out there? dose anyone read this? why are you here? what are you looking for?</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eternalassassin:14272</id>
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    <title>Ahhhhhhhhhhhh</title>
    <published>2005-01-10T22:02:03Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-10T22:02:03Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i have no hair</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eternalassassin:13846</id>
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    <title>no point</title>
    <published>2004-11-24T05:52:04Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-24T05:52:04Z</updated>
    <lj:music>T.V. You BiTches</lj:music>
    <content type="html">this life i live is just a lie i see no point to my life i welcome death at every chance i get. thoughts of suicide plague my mind every day i feel as if there really is no point to my life likes its just a waste a waste of my time trying to live. and just to think i could end it all just with one cut. one slice of a blade and it would all be over.</content>
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    <title>Women decoded.</title>
    <published>2004-11-12T06:32:09Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-12T06:32:09Z</updated>
    <lj:music>like i said before no music only T.V. Damn You</lj:music>
    <content type="html">FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of `those` arguments. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so it`s an even swap. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NOTHING: This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "five minutes" and end with "Fine". &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GO AHEAD (With raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "nothing" and will end with the word "fine". &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don`t care". You will get a "Go ahead" (raised eyebrows) in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five minutes" when she cools off. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THAT`S OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That`s OK" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That`s OK" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "raised eyebrow". &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GO AHEAD: At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn`t get a "That`s OK". &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"THANKS": A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you`re welcome. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"THANKS A LOT": This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud sigh," as she will only tell you - "Nothing".</content>
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    <title>I'm Dieing</title>
    <published>2004-11-11T01:03:39Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-11T01:03:39Z</updated>
    <lj:music>No Music T.V. GooD</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Guess what i quite smoking and i get sick what the fuck man? see ya!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eternalassassin:13067</id>
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    <title>learn redneck</title>
    <published>2004-11-08T05:29:59Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-08T05:29:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">AH: The thing you see with, denoting individuality. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Ah think Ah've got somethin' in mah ah." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ALL: A petroleum-based lubricant. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AST: To interrogate or inquire, as when a revenue agent seeks information about illegal &lt;br /&gt;moonshine stills. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Don't ast me so many question. It makes me mad." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ATTAIR: Contraction used to indicate the specific item desire. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Pass me attair gravy, please" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AWL: An amber fluid used to lubricate engines. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Ah like attair car, but it sure does take a lot of awl." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BAHS: A supervisor. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BARD: Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BAWL: What water does at 212 degrees Fahrenheit. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "That gal cain't even bawl water without burnin' it." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BLEEVE: Expression of intent or faith. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Ah bleeve we ought to go to church this Sunday." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BOB WAR: A sharp, twisted cable. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CENT: Plural of cent. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "You paid five dollars for that necktie? Ah wouldn't give fiddy cent for it." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CO-COLA: The soft drink that started in Atlanta and conquered the world. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Ah hear they even sell Co-cola in Russia." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CYST: To render aid. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Can Ah cyst you with those packages, ma'am." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DAYUM: A cuss word Rhett Butler used in "Gone With the Wind." &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Frankly,my dear, I don't give a dayum." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DID: Not alive. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "He's did, Jim." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EAR: A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ETLANNA: Atlanta. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EVERWHICHAWAYS: To be scattered in all directions. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "You should have been there when the train hit attair chicken truck. Them chickens flew everwhichaways. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FAR: A state of combustion that produces heat and light; a conflagration. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Ah reckon it's about time to put out the far and call in the dawgs." &lt;br /&gt;"If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things &lt;br /&gt;gonna catch far." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FARN: Not local. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FLARES: The colorful, sweet-smelling part of a plant. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "If yo wife's mad at ya, it's smart to take her some flares." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FUR: (1) Measure of distance; (2) Because of or to indicate possession. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: (1) "It's a fur piece ta Etlanna." &lt;br /&gt;(2) "Fur yew ta get attair new car yew gotta go see Bubba bout a loan." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GOOD OLE BOY: Any Southern male between age 16 and 60 who has an amiable disposition and is fond of boon companions, strong drink, hound dawgs, fishin', huntin', and good lookin' women, but not necessarily in that order. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Bubba's a good ole boy." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GRIYUTS: What no Southern breakfast would be without - grits. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Ah like griyuts with butter and sawt on'em, but Ah purely love'em with red-eye gravy." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GUMMIT: An often-closed bureaucratic institution. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Great ... ANOTHER gummit shutdown! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HALE: Where General Sherman is going for what he did to Etlanna. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "General Sherman said "War is Hale" and he made sure it was." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAZE: A contraction. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HEAVY DEW: A request for action. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HEP: To aid or benefit. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Ah can't hep it if Ah'm still in love with you." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HOT: A blood-pumping organ. &lt;br /&gt;HOD - Not easy. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IDINIT: Term employed by genteel Southerners to avoid saying Ain't. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Mighty hot today, idinit?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IGNERT: Not smart. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;JAWJUH: A highly flammable state just north of Florida. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;JEW: Did you. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Jew want to buy attair comic book, son, or just stand there and read it here?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;JU-HERE: A question. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the University of Alabama?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;KUMPNY: Guests. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Be home on time. We's havin' kumpny for supper." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAW: Police, or as Southerners pronounce it, "PO-leece". &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "We better get outta here. That bartender's doen called the law." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LIKKER: Whiskey; either the amber kind bought in stores or the homemade white kind that &lt;br /&gt;federal authorities frown upon. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Does he drink? Listen, he spills more likker than most people drink.' &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LOT: Luminescent. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown hair." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MASH: To press, as in the case of an elevator button. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Want me to mash yo floor for you, Ma'am?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MUCHABLIGE: Thank you. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Muchablige for the lift, mister." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MUNTS: A calendar division. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NAWTHUN: Anything that is not Southern. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "He is a classic product of the superior Nawthun educational system." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OVAIR: In that direction. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Where's yo paw, son?" He's ovair, suh." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PHRAISIN: Very cold. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Shut that door. It's phraisin in here." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PLUM: Completely. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Ah'm plum wore out." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RANCH: A tool. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh &lt;br /&gt;bard a few munts ago." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RATS: Entitled power or privilege. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RETARD: To stop working. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RETCH: To grasp for. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "The right feilder retch over into the stands and caught the ball." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SAAR: The opposite of sweet. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "These pickles Sure are saar." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SEED: Past tense. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SHOVELAY: A GM car. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Nobody could drive a Shovelay like Junior Johnson." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SINNER: Exact middle of. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Have you been to the new shoppin' sinner." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SQUARSH: A vegetable; To flatten. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Warsh that squarsh, Bubba ... you don't know where its been!" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SUGAR: A kiss. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Come here and give me some sugar." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TAR: A rubber wheel. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup &lt;br /&gt;truck." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TAR ARNS: A tool employed in changing wheels. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "You cain't change a tar without a tar arn." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TARRED: Exhausted; fatigued. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred." &lt;br /&gt;"Ah'm too tarred to go bowlin' nonight." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TIRE: A tall monument. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in &lt;br /&gt;Paris sometime." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;UHMURKIN: Someone who lives int he United States of Uhmurka. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Thomas Jefferson was a great Uhmurkin." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;VIEW: Contraction. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WAR: Metal strands attached to posts to enclose domestic animals. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Be careful and don't get stuck on that bob war." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WARSH: To clean. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Warsh that squarsh, Bubba ... you don't know where its been!" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHUP: To beat or to strike. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "OOOEEE!!! Yer mama's gonna whup you fer sayin' a cuss word." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YANKEE SHOT: A Southern child's navel. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Momma, what's this on mah belly?" "That's yo Yankee Shot." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ZAT: Is that. &lt;br /&gt;Usage: "Zat yo dawg?"</content>
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    <title>eternalassassin @ 2004-10-13T00:00:00</title>
    <published>2004-10-13T04:01:07Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-13T04:01:07Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.stanford.edu/~atd10/quizes/fgquiz.html"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://www.stanford.edu/~atd10/quizes/stewie.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stanford.edu/~atd10/quizes/fgquiz.html"&gt;Which Family Guy character are you?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <title>I Think i'm in love and her name is Pain!!!!</title>
    <published>2004-10-01T05:48:30Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-01T05:48:30Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I got my nipples done today and i'm 18 hell mother fucking yeah man lol</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eternalassassin:12520</id>
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    <title>No</title>
    <published>2004-09-28T21:38:37Z</published>
    <updated>2004-09-28T21:38:37Z</updated>
    <lj:music>mudvayne Digg</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Well tonight i get back on a plane and head back home i'm going to miss this place but o well fuck it</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eternalassassin:12198</id>
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    <title>Now That Don't Sound LIke Me At All Now Do IT...</title>
    <published>2004-09-25T23:57:07Z</published>
    <updated>2004-09-25T23:57:07Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/T/truly-dippy/1060850791_ull_angel2.jpg" border="0" alt="Destruction_Demon"&gt;&lt;br&gt;Destruction&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/truly-dippy/quizzes/%3F%3F%20Which%20Angel%20Or%20Demon%20Are%20You%20%3F%3F/"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;?? Which Angel Or Demon Are You ??&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eternalassassin:11955</id>
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    <title>Guess What</title>
    <published>2004-09-05T04:10:03Z</published>
    <updated>2004-09-05T04:10:03Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Hey Guess What You Fuckers I'm In Hawaii!!!!!!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eternalassassin:11593</id>
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    <title>lol look</title>
    <published>2004-08-23T04:28:54Z</published>
    <updated>2004-08-23T04:28:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;table style="font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;form action="http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074645612" method="POST"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;Your Homicidal Rampage! by &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/~crash_and_burn"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;crash_and_burn&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Your name:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Your name:" value="GoD" size="20"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Weapon of Choice:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;Sex&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Your Favorite Target:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;Pornstars&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Your Kill Count:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;1,376,093,691&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Your Battle Cry:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;"Allow me to molest your face with this rod!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Years You Spend in Jail:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;40&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;How Much Money In Damages You Cause:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;$44,893,205,726,482&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black; 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    <title>eternalassassin @ 2004-08-20T01:53:00</title>
    <published>2004-08-20T05:57:14Z</published>
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    <content type="html">#CC3300 whats up #CC3300whats up</content>
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    <title>What genre of rock are you?</title>
    <published>2004-08-19T03:17:37Z</published>
    <updated>2004-08-19T03:17:37Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/O/omgitscraig/1078842146_anson-Band.jpg" border="0" alt="Marilyn Manson"&gt;&lt;br&gt;Industrial rock!  Just like Marilyn Manson, you&lt;br&gt;know what you have to say and you just say it!&lt;br&gt;I like you very much...just be careful you&lt;br&gt;don't scare me away...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/omgitscraig/quizzes/What%20genre%20of%20rock%20are%20you%3F/"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;What genre of rock are you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <title>Hurricane</title>
    <published>2004-08-15T23:59:01Z</published>
    <updated>2004-08-15T23:59:01Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Fuck That Hurricane.... I Was in the eye</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eternalassassin:10503</id>
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    <title>I Quit!!!</title>
    <published>2004-07-15T19:28:35Z</published>
    <updated>2004-07-15T19:28:35Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I Quit Fuck it i've done it once and i can do it again watch me muahahahahahahaha!</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eternalassassin:10317</id>
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    <title>Tears For Fears: Mad World</title>
    <published>2004-07-13T05:19:14Z</published>
    <updated>2004-07-13T05:19:14Z</updated>
    <content type="html">ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES&lt;br /&gt;WORN OUT PLACES&lt;br /&gt;WORN OUT FACES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BRIGHT AND EARLY FOR THEIR DAILY RACES&lt;br /&gt;GOING NOWHERE&lt;br /&gt;GOING NOWHERE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THEIR TEARS ARE FILLING UP THEIR GLASSES&lt;br /&gt;NO EXPRESSION&lt;br /&gt;NO EXPRESSION&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HIDE MY HEAD I WANT TO DROWN MY SORROW&lt;br /&gt;NO TOMORROW&lt;br /&gt;NO TOMORROW&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AND I FIND IT KIND OF FUNNY&lt;br /&gt;I FIND IT KIND OF SAD&lt;br /&gt;THE DREAMS IN WHICH I´M DYING&lt;br /&gt;ARE THE BEST I´VE EVER HAD&lt;br /&gt;I FIND IT HARD TO TELL YOU&lt;br /&gt;´CAUSE I FIND IT HARD TO TAKE&lt;br /&gt;WHEN PEOPLE RUN IN CIRCLES&lt;br /&gt;IT´S A VERY VERY&lt;br /&gt;MAD WORLD&lt;br /&gt;MAD WORLD&lt;br /&gt;MAD WORLD&lt;br /&gt;MAD WORLD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CHILDREN WAITING FOR THE DAY THEY FEEL GOOD&lt;br /&gt;HAPPY BIRTHDAY&lt;br /&gt;HAPPY BIRTHDAY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MADE TO FEEL THE WAY THAT EVERY CHILD SHOULD&lt;br /&gt;SIT AND LISTEN&lt;br /&gt;SIT AND LISTEN&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WENT TO SCHOOL AND I WAS VERY NERVOUS&lt;br /&gt;NO ONE KNEW ME&lt;br /&gt;NO ONE KNEW ME&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NOW THE TEACHER TELLS ME WHAT´S MY LESSON&lt;br /&gt;LOOK RIGHT THROUGH ME&lt;br /&gt;LOOK RIGHT THROUGH ME&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AND I FIND IT KIND OF FUNNY&lt;br /&gt;I FIND IT KIND OF SAD&lt;br /&gt;THE DREAMS IN WHICH I´M DYING&lt;br /&gt;ARE THE BEST I´VE EVER HAD&lt;br /&gt;I FIND IT HARD TO TELL YOU&lt;br /&gt;´CAUSE I FIND IT HARD TO TAKE&lt;br /&gt;WHEN PEOPLE RUN IN CIRCLES&lt;br /&gt;IT´S A VERY VERY&lt;br /&gt;MAD WORLD&lt;br /&gt;MAD WORLD&lt;br /&gt;MAD WORLD&lt;br /&gt;MAD WORLD...</content>
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  <entry>
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    <title>Uhm She Dose Dose She</title>
    <published>2004-07-06T09:14:19Z</published>
    <updated>2004-07-06T09:14:19Z</updated>
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    <title>eternalassassin @ 2004-07-06T05:08:00</title>
    <published>2004-07-06T09:08:38Z</published>
    <updated>2004-07-06T09:08:38Z</updated>
    <content type="html">La La La Fuck You</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eternalassassin:9636</id>
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    <title>eternalassassin @ 2004-06-28T17:01:00</title>
    <published>2004-06-28T21:02:26Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-28T21:02:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">tim your nice loving you do not hurt others we're not going back to him hes not nice we're nice not him stop pleaz don't go back be nice loving don't hurt come on just once pleaz we not i know but we was called out you know we won't be able to stop you know this yeah i kn ow i am fully aware of what i would do but pleaz pleaz no no no no yes god damn it we can do it no we loving we nice no your nice i'm mean and hateful fuck you but i need you with you i can you won't let me god damn it i fucking hate you motherfuck ahhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh fuckers i don't need you i'll fucking kill you all it'll  just be me fucking pop ups</content>
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